He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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