I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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