This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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