If that was your dad, he is hot
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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