Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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