he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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