hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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