what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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