Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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