I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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