But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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