I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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