"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
How naked do you want me to be?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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