i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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