Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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