is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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