Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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