remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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