ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Pants are for mortals
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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