when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
He kissed a someone with a penis
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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