My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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