Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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