I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Pants are for mortals
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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