she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
only you would photoshop your dick
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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