just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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