look no pants
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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