my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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