I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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