I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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