its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm both gender and math confused
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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