Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
The air taste purple.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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