Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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