i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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