Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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