Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
This is the high leading the old right now
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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