You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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