girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Randomize
