Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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