Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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