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Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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