"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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