they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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