I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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