Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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