hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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