My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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