If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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