he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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