He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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