How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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