oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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