i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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